AKA “jokes based on songs where I can’t use more than a couple of lines without tripping over copyright issues.”
A rocky situation in the Gem AU.
From the mining crew: Bram is a brawny Forest Fire Jasper, while Gil is an anxious little Ruby. (Annie showed up in an earlier group, as a Kambaba Jasper.)
Mata and Pato are both Pele’s Tears — tiny drops of lava that solidify into tear-shaped pieces of volcanic glass. Their fusion form is about as tall as Tansy, who’s a Sapphire like her brother.