I picked most of the Royal Guards’ last names based on puns rather than sound, so if any of them are particularly jarring or unnatural, feel free to say so. They’re changeable.
Sigrún: We’ll start with sword fights — using our training swords, of course. Your heartswords can . . . obscure your level of skill. Thorn: Of course we won’t ask you to trust the safety of a heartsword. But I must tell you that they can be made safe, for practice. Violet? [SWISH] [GASP!] [BONK]… Continue reading Sword Dancers 3/23
Final Round: Thorn vs. Brynhildr Bryn: Are we sure this is fair? You’re very . . . small. Thorn: We are sure. My brother-in-law is always wanting to fight, and he is as big as you. I am having the practice. [BIFF! POW! CONVENIENTLY-DUST-OBSCURED SOCK! EASILY-DRAWN WHAM!] Bryn: Wow! What branch of the Ceanska military… Continue reading Sword Dancers 22/23