All right, after that last rollercoaster of an arc, I think we could all use some space to breathe.
Please enjoy this short, filler-y collection of extra jokes about the Woman in Black that I couldn’t squeeze into her earlier appearances. A couple of them are definitely non-canonical; I’ll point those out as they come up.
WiB: I’m the reincarnation of Thorn’s mother, here to secretly watch over him.
I’m Leif’s long-lost sister, who escaped servitude by turning myself magically unmemorable.
I’m their future daughter, time-traveled here to hide from future alien invaders.
Delphinium: Have you ever tried telling me your backstory, darling?
WiB: Yeah, but I’m all out of fun ones.