Customers: He’s got a sword! / Somebody call the cops!
Staffer: Everyone stand back! Hans! Guy out here who needs to meet a fist!
Hans: All right, buddy — you clear out of this place right now, or we’re gonna have us a problem.
Leif (thinking): What is Thån doing?! There was nothing in my rental agreement about how to deal with this! Either he is being very inconsiderate, or . . .
Leif: Hold on a minute, please! He’s not doing this on purpose!