Holly: As long as you’re here, tell me something about the future! There must be disasters and stuff I could avert, right? I don’t have to tell present-you how I know about them!
Future Thorn: I —
— can’t. No matter what I fixed, the paradox it caused would be worse. Just go back to . . . whatever crisis you were busy with before you ran into me.
Holly: Water mage attacking the aquarium because he’s stalking one of the employees.
Future Thorn: Oh, that! Yeah, you don’t need my help with that guy! You handled it just fine.