Birch: There’s a lot of great stuff waiting for you up here!
Annie: Paid for by the remains of Juniper Mining, right?
Birch: No — the lawyers are still working that out — but don’t worry, I’m sure Juniper will pay eventually!
Juniper: I’m going to be introducing myself as “Juniper, no relation” for years after this.
Birch: No, this is still organized by the government disaster response team. They’ve set us up with nice hotel rooms, and cake, and counseling . . . The kids have gotten lessons, the pets are kept in kibble . . .
. . . and, um, all the spouses and partners have new sexy underwear.