I told you this was full of callbacks. First person to dig up all the strips being referenced gets a No-Prize.
Nigella (pronoun: he, seeking: m/f/x): Nigella Badiane, potion shop manager. Hey, did I ever sell something to you . . . ?
Juniper: Yes. You also thought a fourteen-year-old was my kid.
Florian (he, m/x): Florian Amande, magitech support! You look familiar. Did I date a friend of yours?
Juniper: Sort of . . . and I thought you were too young for him, too.
Lobbyist (she, f/x): Marula Boatman, political lobbyist.
Juniper: I’ve seen you on the news. Aren’t you married?
Lobbyist: Well, yes, but it’s an open —
Juniper: Still not what I’m looking for.
Deliveryman (he, m/f/x): . . .