Juniper (they, m/f/x): In a city this big, you’d think it would be easier to find someone to date.
Jasmine (she, m/f/x): Tell me about it!
I’m an emergency med tech. Anyone I’ve treated, it would be weird to get involved with. And most other people aren’t okay with my on-call schedule.
Juniper: Well, their loss! I’m Juniper Sel, knight from the Order of the Chalice.
Jasmine: That’s the heartsword order, right? I’m —
Juniper: Sorry, I have to take this.
Jasmine: . . . and I don’t date co-workers because I don’t think a romance can handle two emergency call schedules.