Rowan: I brought popcorn! What are we watching?
Violet: The astronomers can’t decide. Guess it’s on us to break the tie. Here’s what’s in the observatory library . . .
They got the latest season of MCLIS: Quartz City.
MAGICAL CRIME LAW INVESTIGATION SQUAD
Rowan: Are you kidding? Half of its magic is terrible, and all of its science is worse. I know because I already watched the whole season to blog about it.
Violet: The original animated adaptation of the Holger Saga?
Rowan: After what it did to Hildegard’s characterization? No thank you.
Violet: How about The Day The Moons Collided?
Rowan: The premise doesn’t even make sense!!
Violet: It’s a stupid disaster picture. Thing isn’t trying to make sense.
Rowan: I don’t care!
Violet: If you want sense, I better not even ask about Hedge and Grassie . . .
Rowan: Are you serious? They’re amazing! Put ’em on.