Plumber: Hi! Are you the specialist they sent in for the plumbing?
Bram: That is CORRECT!
I offer high-quality FIRE MAGIC and other services, provided they can be accomplished ABOVE GROUND. MAGICAL BRAMBLE has arrived!
Plumber: Well, our problem is in the pipes — we have a basement, but it hasn’t spread that far — so you should be fine. Hey, do I know you from somewhere?
Bram: Almost certainly THE NEWS.
Plumber: Ohh! You were the magical man from the mine collapse! You’ve gained a lot of weight since being on the news. Congratulations!
Bram: THANK YOU. My doctor says the SAME THING.