Plumber: Madam Chairwoman . . . ! The plumbing keeps getting worse. We’ve shut down four whole bathrooms in the west wing!
Chairwoman: Thank you for the update. I’ve called for reinforcements. A full federal defense team is on their way.
Plumber: Magical Bramble thinks we should evacuate the whole Opera House. Like . . . now.
Chairwoman: No. We wait.
Plumber: People could get hurt!
Chairwoman: And if we kick out thousands of fans halfway through a performance of Leachtric . . . people will definitely get hurt.