Back on stage.
Side character 1: Can you believe that guy at the bar? Didn’t support our King, didn’t support our troops . . .
Side character 2: I know! I was so glad he got thrown out.
You can tell all he really wanted was a government handout anyway. There’s a war on, and this special snowflake thinks his village is entitled to all kinds of luxuries.
Side character 1: Right?? A real patriot would learn to make do without . . . what was it . . .
Side character 2: “Drinking water.”
Side character 1: That’s the one.