Leif: H-help . . .
Thorn: Put the man down and back away slowly!
Vampire: Ohhh, no. He’s too delicious! If you want to shoot me, fine — but it’ll have to be through him.
Thorn: I don’t want to shoot you!
Thorn: Don’t you recognize me yet? Don’t you know my name? I am the
hunter known as . . .
. . . Thorn the Extremely Nice!
Vampire: The legendary vampire hunter who has almost never killed anybody?
Leif: I am so screwed.
Thorn: Tell him what happens to the monsters who don’t accept my offer to be peaceful and cooperate.
Vampire: Oh, those guys you totally kill.