Sexy art challenge, #23 – “This was supposed to be hot. Stop making me laugh.”
Some kind of AU, in which Leif finds himself getting into seductive petplay. Until Thorn breaks the mood with #secondlanguageproblems.
Leif: Would you like to play with a frisky kitten tonight?
What Thorn tries to pronounce: Ooh, babe, come sit on my lap and let me pet you.
What actually comes out: Ooh, babe, come find my hat and let me varnish you.
Thorn: What? What did I say?…Do I want to know?