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Character Profiles List

Extended profiles are all on the wiki:

Ceannis KnightsMagesThorn’s FamilyHistoricalOther Ceannic characters
Sønheim Embassy StaffVampiresOther Sønska characters
Other TamaputiansOther Characters

Title characters

Leif of Sønheim
Embassy gardener with a debt he doesn't like to talk about. Slowly coming to trust Thorn's feelings. Skills include singing, patriotism, and doublethink. (wiki profile) (appearances)

Thorn Estragon
Knight, dragonslayer (with the burn scars to prove it), national hero, cat person. Learning Sønska mostly so he can communicate with Leif. Broadsword. (wiki profile) (appearances)

Adorable and excellent cat. She has a therapeutic soulbond with Thorn, and can see through the fourth wall. (wiki profile) (appearances)

From Ceannis:


Juniper Sel
Knight, second-in-command, agender. They like practical solutions, and can't stand show tunes. Backsword. (wiki profile) (appearances)
Violet Dupont
Knight, strategist, deadpan snarker, avid bookworm. Best friend/housemate of Rowan, who she’s known since they were teens. Broadsword. (wiki profile) (appearances)
Rowan Muscade
Knight, childhood trauma survivor, MCLIS fan. He's flirty enough to bring lots of guys home, but too pedantic to keep them until breakfast. BFF of Violet. Saber. (wiki profile) (appearances)
Birch Persil
Knight, amputee (his right knee down is a cool magic prosthetic), cinnamon roll. Married to Annie. Rapier. (wiki profile) (appearances)
Pascentia Zikos
Knight, polyglot, overachiever (she's a little compulsive about it). Younger sister of Dexie. Longsword. (wiki profile) (appearances)
Agent Delphinium
Glamorous trans monster hunter. Her specialty is vampires. Almost remembers working with the Woman in Black. (wiki profile) (appearances)
The Woman in Black you remember this character? She had some job. And...a face. Probably. (wiki profile) (appearances)
Agent D10
Fabulous nonbinary monster hunter. Their specialty is dark magical girls. Married to, and murderously protective of, Hermosa. (wiki profile) (appearances)
Quince Malina
One of several new knights on Thorn's team post-dragon. Rapier. (wiki profile) (appearances)
Marula Sheaver
Ex-knight, quit Thorn's team post-dragon, playfully sadistic. Bone saw. (wiki profile) (appearances)
Geranium “Gerri” Sureau
High-ranking Chalice knight. Trained Thorn and others. Saber. (wiki profile) (appearances)
Artemesia “Artie” Carver
Knight, reincarnation of the famous Artemisia. Broadsword. (wiki profile) (appearances)

Magical Girls (boys, men, women, etc…)

Holly Cerise
Teenage magical overachiever. Smart, driven, image-conscious. Star mage who works with Thorn's knights as an independent study project. (wiki profile) (appearances)
Ivy Muscade
Teenage magical fangirl. Squeefully obsessed with Sønheim culture & aesthetics, hot women, and all things cute. Water mage with chart-topping power levels. (wiki profile) (appearances)
Laurel Cerise
Nature mage, crisis manager, Holly's mother. Fallon is her bird. Faceblind, but she never forgets a costume. (wiki profile) (appearances)
Ebony Muscade
Nature mage, State Department liaison to Sønheim. Ivy's father and Laurel's long-time friend. (wiki profile)
Atarangi Neineikura
Fire mage, plural, Tamaputian, added to Thorn's team. She likes rules and schedules. (wiki profile) (appearances)
Magnolia Persil
Fire mage, Minister of Prophecy. She's powerful but cautious. (wiki profile) (appearances)
thorne raifort
Thorne Raifort
Water mage, winged, runs magical aptitude tests. (wiki profile) (appearances)
heath cornouiller
Heath Cornouiller
Water mage, severe, former crisis team leader. Ivy's grandfather. (wiki profile) (appearances)
Fire mage, ex-miner, EMPHATIC SPEAKER. Dad of two small children. (wiki profile) (appearances)
Cedar Oseille
Triple threat: singer, actor, nature mage. Child actor turned teen heartthrob and Leachtric star; pushed to suppress his powers for the sake of his career. (wiki profile) (appearances)


Tansy Lavande
Thorn's sister, several years older, mom via IVF. Geologist who likes polyamory and sci-fi comedies. (wiki profile) (appearances)
Larch Lavande
Thorn's brother-in-law, husband of Tansy. Choir director, likes wrestling and being no-contact with his parents. (wiki profile) (appearances)
Hyacinth Lavande
Thorn's tall goth niece. Likes darkness and violence in her fiction, but goes hard for social justice IRL. Crush on Hazel. (wiki profile) (appearances)
Hawthorn Lavande
Thorn’s young serious-minded nephew. Likes routines and safe quiet spaces. (wiki profile) (appearances)
Clover Estragon
One of Thorn's moms, deceased. Navy vet, manic entrepreneur. (wiki profile) (appearances)

Plum Estragon
One of Thorn's moms, retired. Former pop singer. (wiki profile) (appearances)
Rhododendron “Rhodey” Muscade
Little brother of Rowan, twin of Rosie. Costume designer and conspiracy theorist. (wiki profile) (appearances)
Rosemary “Rosie” Muscade
Little sister of Rowan, twin of Rhodie. Costume designer, fan of untested medical treatments. (wiki profile) (appearances)
Anise Persil
Miner, Birch's wife, tattooed, overly polite. Diarmad is her dog. (wiki profile) (appearances)
Hermosa Zikos
Vet surgeon turned undercover agent, badly injured in the Kudzu incident. Dexie's brilliant and beloved husband. (wiki profile) (appearances)
Kallie Neineikura
Tiny adventurous kinkster and Crystalgram influencer. Atarangi's "sister" (it's complicated). (wiki profile) (appearances)
Kiki Neineikura
Tiny high-energy teenager and amateur artist. Atarangi's "sister". (wiki profile) (appearances)
Cymbeline Dupont
Lawyer, long-runner, on her fourth incarnation. Violet's "younger" sister. (wiki profile) (appearances)

Others from Ceannis

Olive Romarin
Kale Romarin
Translator, prickly, sarcastic, always in sunglasses and long sleeves. Will tell you he killed a bunch of people. Recovering from a cultlike upbringing with the help of a soulbonded dog, Niamh, and a lot of therapy. (wiki profile) (appearances)
Laceleaf L’hysope
blush noisette
Blush Noisette Duval
dr. glazier
Dr. Helichrysum Glazier
Hedge & Grassie
(appearances: Hedge, Grassie)
Archarius “Archie” Stavros
Bennet Amande
Angelica Thatcher
Vine Fenouil
Hazel Cherieshnya
Legendary: Rhódon
Historical: Leachtric

From Sønheim:

Embassy staff

Servant, bunkmate and friend of Leif's, deceptively quiet. She's planning something. (wiki profile) (appearances)
Captain Sigrún Storre
Stoic winged crack-shot Captain of the Embassy guards. She likes musicals and tiny things. (wiki profile) (appearances)
Manager Ludolf Andersson
Manager and chief emotional manipulator of Leif and the other servants. (wiki profile) (appearances)
Servant, sign-language fluent thanks to one of her dads. Likes baked goods and cute shoes. (wiki profile) (appearances)
Geirölul “Lulen” Lilblomma
Guard, crack shot, Holger Saga fan. Former servant, and she's totally well-adjusted about it. (wiki profile) (appearances)
Róta Loptfreyr
Cocky and impatient guard. Her heart's in the right place. (wiki profile) (appearances)
Alruna Haetta
Stern and suspicious guard. Ze speaks the best Ceannic of the team. (wiki profile) (appearances)
Brynhildr Gyllenhallr
Large and bashful guard. Scar on her cheek/ear. (wiki profile) (appearances)
Ambassador Beringar
Head diplomat from Sønheim to Ceannis. (wiki profile) (appearances)
Sven Nibelungsen
Culture Minister, fully bilingual, single dad of Iona and Ragnild. Likes women who can bench-press him. (wiki profile) (appearances)
Sigvard Blixt
Embassy tech support. Did not train to be a spymaster, but here we are. (wiki profile) (appearances)


Lady Stanczia
Vampire royalty, one of the oldest at 900+ years, only remaining speaker of her native language. Imri is her hot young trophy husband. (wiki profile) (appearances)
Lord Imri
Vampire royalty, 200+ years old, Stanczia's financial analyst until she married him. Trans, fan of shapeshifting and melodramatic YA. (wiki profile) (appearances)

Others from Sønheim

Iona Nibelungsen
Quiet, determined, resistant to memory magic, twin of Ragnild. Small legs, so she uses a floating chair. (wiki profile) (appearances)
Ragnild Nibelungsen
Loud, protective, schoolwork-averse twin of Iona. Ketil is her pet ferret. (wiki profile) (appearances)
Vampire servants
Expendable staff of Stanczia and Imri. In order by hair color. (wiki profile) (appearances)
Valrún of Pottersfield
Imprisoned for a crime she says she didn't commit. Seen only in flashback. (wiki profile) (appearances)
Astrid Rødlund
Author of the beloved Holger Saga. Makes increasingly bad public statements about vampires. (wiki profile) (appearances)
Legendary: Queen Szélanya
Historical winged warrior-queen and Sønheim founder. (wiki profile) (appearances)

From Tamapoa:

Kahutaroa “Kahu” Wairua
Matatuhi “Mata” Kaihanga
Patotara “Pato” Kaihanga

Or dive into this complete list of tags to find everyone’s appearances:

Acai, Agent D10, Agent Delphinium, Alfhild, Alruna Haetta, Ambassador Beringar, Angelica Thatcher, Annie Persil, Annie's dog, Archie Stavros, Arnulf, Artemisia, Artie Carver, Astrid Rødlund, Atarangi Neineikura, Bell Estragon, Bennet Amande, Birch Persil, Birch's family, Blandfordia Monarde, Blush Noisette Duval, Bramble, Briony, Brynhildr Gyllenhallr, Caelan, Calyx Carvi, Caoimhe, Captain Sigrún Storre, cats, Cedar Oseille, Chestnut, Clover Estragon, Cress Fenouil, Cymbeline Dupont, Damask, Dark Mistress, Deliveryman, Dr. Helichrysum Glazier, Ebony Muscade, Edith, Elisa of Sønheim, Elisa's family, Embassy guards, Fallon, Florian Amande, Foxglove Vossmark, Future Thorn, Geirölul "Lulen" Lilblomma, Gentian Cornouiller, Geranium Sureau, Gil Dumas, Gloriosa Lavande, Goldenrod, Grandma Mulberry, Grassie Amande, Hawthorn Lavande, Hazel Cherieshnya, Hazel's family, Heath Cornouiller, Hedge Dubois, hellhound, Hermosa Zikos, Hestia, Hibiscus La Val, Hibiscus Monarde, Holly Cerise, Hyacinth Lavande, important lobbyists, Iona Nibelungsen, Ivy Muscade, Jasmine Menthe, Jasmine Sel, Jonquil Sel, Juniper Sel, Kahu Wairua, Kale Romarin, Kallie Neineikura, Katya of Sønheim, Ketil, Kiki Neineikura, knightly students, Kokum Hooper, Kolpovision contestants, Kudzu Carvi, Kudzu's family, Laceleaf L'hysope, Laceleaf's stalker, Lady Stanczia, Larch Lavande, Laurel Cerise, Leachtric, Leachtric actors, Leachtric's allies, Leif of Sønheim, Lepida Clemens, Linden Lavande, Little White-Haired Girl, Longan Persil, Lord Imri, Ludolf Andersson, Lupine Lavande, Lynwood Merdhuile, Magnolia Persil, Manager Ingrid, Manager Marjolaine, Marula Boatman, Marula Sheaver, Matatuhi Kaihanga, mine families, mine site personnel, miscellaneous deities, miscellaneous guests/attendees, miscellaneous mages, miscellaneous medics, miscellaneous pedestrians, miscellaneous police, miscellaneous security guards, miscellaneous staff/employees, Mistel, Moss, Ms. Riisgård, Nasturtium Amande, Niamh, Nigella Badiane, Northwind reps, Oleander Lavande, Olive Romarin, Opera Chairwoman, Palmeti, Pania Kaitangata, Pascentia Zikos, past partners, Patotara Kaihanga, Patrik Gagarr, Peach Pescher-Argyros, Peony Romarin, Pine Dulac, Plum Estragon, Plumber, Quince Malina, Ragnagord, Ragnild Nibelungsen, Ralph Magnusson, Ramtil, Rhododendron Muscade, Rhódon, Rocky Rapids staff, Rosie Muscade, Róta Loptfreyr, Rowan Muscade, Rowan's dates, Rowan's family, Sandy Neineikura, secret agents, Senator Lysidice Argyros, Senna L'hysope, Sigvard Blixt, spirits, Sugar Pommier, Summerfest crowd, Sven Nibelungsen, Szélanya, Tansy Lavande, Telga, The Wyrm of Ruraidh, Therapist, Thorn Estragon, Thorne Raifort, Tiernan, Tilda of Sønheim, Torsten of Sønheim, Turion, unicorn, unicorn fangirl, Valrún of Pottersfield, Vampire servants, vampires, Vi Fenouil, Vine Fenouil, Violet Dupont, Violet's family, winterfox, Woman in Black

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