Leif (thinking): Now, if I can hide and lock the library smartcrystal display, I can get up for a minute . . .
[tap tap tap]
Librarian: Hello — uh, hello! I help you find Sønska books?
Leif: What? No! No book.
Leif (thinking): First title in the row makes a random username . . . First symbol of each title after that makes a random password!