Leif: Thorn . . . You make me so happy. All of the time.
I still don’t always get you — but I started thinking, so what if one day you surprise me in a bad way? We could deal with it! I would want to! You’re worth it.
Then I got to thinking, for no particular reason, about how dangerous your job is. I could lose you — not just to some transfer, I mean really lose you — Then you’d be gone, and I never would’ve told you that I love you. And it would hurt so much! Because I love you.
I also thought for a hot minute that I should tell you to make your life simpler, by forgetting about me and giving Kale a chance.
Leif: But now, also for no particular reason, I think that might not work out so well.