A strip back in January 2020 mentioned that Kallie was an influencer, which means eventually I was going to have to spend some time researching “how do people pitch makeup on the internet?”
@makeup.by.kallie just a cute low-stress everyday look
Kallie (video subtitles): Hello, my lovelies! It’s your girl Kallie, with more hot makeup tips for Tamaputians living in Ceannis
This foundation is an absolute fave, I’m so happy to have them as a sponsor for today’s video
Protip: it’s the reason nobody can tell my big sister has crow’s feet
So the Tamaputian-sized lipstick options on shelves in Ceannis are all pretty tacky, am I right?
And my kid sister settles – but thanks to a new crowdfunded gadget, now we don’t have to!
I’ll show you how to use this little wonder as an applicator for any giant shade you want
Kiki: Tacky?! Kallie thinks I’m TACKY?
Atarangi: What do you mean, I have crow’s feet? You’re doing physical makeup! On the physical body! It has crow’s feet for all of us!
Kallie: Okay, Atarangi, I’m the one making 2,000 crowns for this video, so how about you let me handle the script?
Sandy: Seriously, this is how body stuff goes? And they wonder why I stay out of it.