Dexie: But seriously, why are you here? I offered to call you, and he said —
Pas: He was going to surprise you!
He wanted to have a homemade dinner ready when you got home. I only came over so he’d have backup if something went wrong.
It didn’t quite work — there was a tiny incident, nothing really, it’s all cleaned up — and I promised I’d stay until you got back, just in case — but he’s fine, Dex, I promise.
All this wore him out a bit, so he’s upstairs sleeping. It might be a good idea for you to join him! You look like you’ve been up half the night.