New exclusive for patrons! Edited/alternate strips from the past couple of storylines — including the rejected version of yesterday’s.
Larch: I got a smartcrystal recording through the front window, too. We can add that to the file.
Tansy: Good, but from now on . . . let’s invest in a full security system.
Larch: It’s not like my parents can afford to vacation in Central for too long . . . We can wait this visit out . . .
Tansy: Oh, and you want we should expect a polite heads-up before the next one?
Larch: That must be Hyacinth.
Tansy: We have a lot to explain to her . . . where do we even start?
Hyacinth: Hi, Mom, Dad. Can you explain something to me? Were we supposed to be getting presents?