Ah, the perils of trying to be vigilant and restrictive about your social-media access…while also trying to be friends with people who don’t.
Larch: Say what now?
Tansy: Hyacinth, chickadee, what are you talking about?
Hyacinth: I got a PM on Facetbook, from an account that says it’s my grandma. Not Grandma Plum — the other one? And she asked whether me and Hawthorn have been getting our presents. I didn’t answer, in case it was really weird spam . . . so, was it?
Tansy: Your wallet-name account is still access-limited to friends, right?
Hyacinth: Mmm . . . friends-of-friends.
Tansy: Oh, dear.
It’s probably really her. But, listen — there are reasons we’ve kept your dad’s parents away from you. And it’s not “to avoid their amazing gift-giving skills.”