Thorn: . . . so how was your day, Tiernan? Not as exciting as mine, I hope! Let’s check the privacy on this Facetbook event, okay?
— huh, the confirmed attendance went down by one. I hope Kale didn’t decide today was too much for him.
Oh, good, he’s still there! Looks like we lost a teen in all black. That must be one of Hyacinth’s friends. . . . and now the whole thing is locked to anyone who’s not specifically invited.
Too late to deter Larch’s parents, unfortunately — but let’s hope we can avoid any other unwanted guests.
Tiernan (thinking): Okay, audience — go ahead and start placing your bets.