Del: People with heart-daggers aren’t disloyal, or difficult to trust. Our dear co-worker simply has priorities.
. . . so we tried holding their husband at an assisted-living facility. He simply, ah, let himself out.
WiB: Yeah, I remember — I actually helped with that one.
Del: . . . As I am not the agent on-duty at his home, I couldn’t possibly say.
WiB: Can you get me around the agent on-duty at his home?
Del: You like a shortcut, don’t you, darling?
WiB: Nothing wrong with using all the assets you have on hand! Or, when applicable, on foot.