Stalker: Excuse me, my good lady! Can you check on whether Laceleaf is at work today?
Guard: We don’t give that information to strangers, sir.
Stalker: I’m not a stranger to her! She likes me!
Guard: Then she can tell you her work schedule herself.
Stalker: . . . Fine. I tried doing this the nice way.
You’ll wish you had settled for the nice way.