Got the chance to plug Leif & Thorn with a free ad a couple years back, so this is what I came up with. Trying to give the flavor and the summary of The Comic So Far.
They save each other! A lot!
Leif: I’m Leif.
Thorn: I’m Thorn.
Leif: I’m a gardener at the embassy.
Thorn: I’m a guard at the embassy.
Leif: I don’t speak his first language.
Thorn: I’m picking his up as fast as I can.
Both: And I have to save him a lot.
Both: Wait, what?
Leif: You get in all kinds of trouble! I had to help when you got cursed with illegal tentacles, and when that burger grill gave you a flashback to dragonslaying trauma, and when the mutant plant crashed that musical and made you miss the whole second act!
Thorn: Oh, like you should talk! The very first day we met, I rescued you from a hellhound. I keep helping you dodge your bosses’ creepy surveillance and wiretapping. I was this close to stabbing visiting vampire royalty for you!
Leif: That would not have helped! I’d be much better off without that kind of “saving.”
Thorn: I spend all this money taking you out, and this is the thanks I get?
Both: . . .
Leif: Was I supposed to be thanking —
Thorn: No, no! It’s just an expression. I forgot that you’d take it seriously. Do I really make things worse for —
Leif: You don’t! I’m not sure if you’ve noticed, but . . . My life is a huge mess all by itself.
Thorn: I’ve noticed. Sorry that I don’t always understand how to help.
Leif: There’s a lot you can’t save me from. Thank you for being here with me anyway.