Hibby: Hedge! It’s Hibby again. And Blan. And the other Hibby.

Hedge: Come in! Grassie, I wish you’d stop helping people . . .

Official: Ms. Dubois, your associates explained everything to me. I’m sorry about the mix-up.

Hedge: Don’t be sorry! I love her.

Official: . . . Anyway, you’re not being deported.

Grassie: What?!

We pay our taxes. We’re entitled! These silly laws are all the fault of people who don’t even belong in the PTA!

Ms. Riisgård: Mrs. Dubois?

Grassie: Ms. Riisgård! I’m so sorry! I told you your visa was settled, but now they know Hedge isn’t your aunt.

Ms. Riisgård: The visa is what I came here to talk to you about!

I’ve been trying to tell you. I do not want it renewed. It has been lovely to meet you. I regret that I cannot teach you more. But I am ready to return home to Sønheim.

Grassie: Oh! Well, will you have time for a cup of tea before you go?

Hello, everyone! Most of you haven’t met Ms. Riisgård, right? Well, say hello to the best Sønheic teacher in the whole wide world!

Ms. Riisgård: Thank you!

Grassie: Yes! Let’s pull up some chairs and thank you, everyone.

Hedge: Say, Grassie, you know “thank you” doesn’t mean “sit down.” It means “thank you.”

Grassie: Really! Then what does “sit down” mean?

Hedge: . . . Say good night, Grassie.

Grassie: Good night~