International House of Potions.

Shopkeeper: This is a complicated custom mix — you’re quite a prodigy, working on this level!

Holly: I am, thanks.

Holly (thinking): But not enough of a prodigy that they’ll give me access to a military expense account . . .

(AHEM)

Juniper: Here’s the account to charge.

Shopkeeper: Got it! It’s great of you to be so supportive towards your very talented . . . ah . . .

. . . daughter?

Juniper: Hey! The kid’s fourteen — how old do you think I am?!