Thorn: “I’m surprised these ideas were fueled by a company, instead of just being random silliness”
Kale: “Yeah, it is surprising that these ideas were fueled by a company, instead of being true”
Thorn: Now that you mention it, I’ve heard about some of those . . . conspiracy theories. But I never realized a prismaceutical company could be creating them.
Kale: Me neither! It was so simple and logical — how could it not just be true?
The system you have out here is wild. You can’t judge anything by category, you have to evaluate every separate treatment on its own! I don’t know how you keep track!
Now I have these spelltech prosthetic eyes, because apparently Northwind wasn’t lying about those being the best treatment for something, but I also have a therapy dog and I just got a flu shot and I’m drinking ginger tea??
Niamh here is the best thing that ever happened to me, and it still blows my mind that she even works.