Gil: Why do we even HAVE a chart? Let alone a chart for weeks? We cannot possibly make our supplies last for that long!
Annie: Don’t think like that! We’re just holding out until the company can dig its way down here.
Arnulf: And if they don’t do it fast enough, we start eating legs.
Arnulf: Not our OWN legs, of course.
Gil: Oh, phew . . .
Arnulf: Naturally, we would alternate. I eat yours, you eat Persil’s, and so on.
Can’t say instilling paranoia in your coworkers is smart under those conditions.
We Got Leeegs, we know how to use them. No need to beg, we know how to choose them!