Judge: How long are we going to wait for your parents?
Birch: They promised me they’d all be here!
Judge: Hah. I’ll believe it when I see it.
Birch: You know, for a judge, you’re really . . .
Birch’s mom: Birch!
There you are, son!
Birch’s dad #1: Let’s get this party started.
Birch: You made it!
Birch’s dad #2: We’ll ship the wedding gifts to your home. So let us know whenever you decide where you’re living.