Kudzu: This is great! Between the summer fun and the sugar highs, I’m draining more today than I’ve picked up all month!
Kudzu (thinking): And the chance to grab free funnel cake doesn’t hurt.
It’s over, Magical Kudzu! Put that energy back where it came from or so help me —
Kudzu: Magical Thorn?! How are you even — Ahh, screw this.
Thorn: Hey! That door is employees only!
Kudzu (thinking): Thorn was supposed to be stranded on the Ferris wheel with his boyfriend! Well — maybe I can still salvage this —
Thorn (thinking): He can’t run forever, and once I catch up —
Kudzu: Okay, I’m going to back out of this scene slowly . . . You stay right there, and nobody has to get hurt.