Juniper: Okay, I’m not drunk enough for Tragic Backstory Hour. Birch! Tell us about your girlfriend. If you have photos, even better.
Birch: I sure do, Juniper! She’s so funny, and so strong — she’s a miner — and . . .
Florian: His girl’s a minor, and people are getting on your case?
Birch: No, I mean, she works in a mine!
Provides the only spell-quality gemstones that are native to Ceannis, not imported from other countries. Dating her isn’t just wonderful, it’s patriotic!
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Heh, miner/minor pun.
I really like Juniper.
Well, it works on my phone, must be a problem with my Firefox settings.
Calling it now, Birch is gonna be broken either due to a political intrigue or by one of his teammates doing what’s necessary in a bad situation.
Glad the phone works! Hopefully you can pinpoint the problem in Firefox at some point.
Birch is an optimistic sweetheart…which probably means he’s due for some breakage in the future, yes.
Haha, patriotic dating! I like how he thinks!
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