Juniper: Okay, I’m not drunk enough for Tragic Backstory Hour. Birch! Tell us about your girlfriend. If you have photos, even better.
Birch: I sure do, Juniper! She’s so funny, and so strong — she’s a miner — and . . .
Florian: His girl’s a minor, and people are getting on your case?
Birch: No, I mean, she works in a mine!
Provides the only spell-quality gemstones that are native to Ceannis, not imported from other countries. Dating her isn’t just wonderful, it’s patriotic!