Archie: Let’s go say hi!
Rowan: Ohhh, she must hate getting swarmed by her fans —
Archie: I don’t let swarms visit the set. I let you.
Actress: Mleh. Chi-chi. Whadda you want?
Rowan: This is my friend Rowan, and he would love if you did The Speech.
Actress: [SIGH] Ahem. “Magic is here to make our lives better, not to be twisted to your cruel and selfish ends. In the name of the law –“
Rowan: Um — I am so sorry, but. My favorite part is the other Speech.