Please imagine Petal’s voice as “James Spader doing Alan Shore.”
…I feel like Sepal’s voice also has some direct inspirations, but none of the names are coming to mind.
Sepal: You think this guy is for real, huh, Petal?
Petal: “Real” is such a slippery word, Sepal. But I don’t think he’s more of a fraud than anyone else trying to impress a date.
Sepal: So . . . I should run him through with my heartsword, or no?
Petal: Not just yet. If that changes, I’ll let you know.
For now, our priority is keeping an eye on any passers-by who seem like they’d want Mr. Stavros to — oh, how did that last message so charmingly put it? — “choke on a toothbrush and die.”
Good news is, when it comes to magic threats, we’re in the clear! I did a few scans, and haven’t come up with any.