MCLIS SET, NEXT DAY
Rowan: Rowan Muscade. I should be on a guest list, or something?
Rowan (thinking): Be cool, Rowan. Sure, you click with his personality in ways that kinda make your heart race . . .
But that doesn’t guarantee you’ll think he’s hot in person! When the net-based dates flop, that’s usually why — you just don’t feel the zing.
Staffer: Muscade . . .
M-U-S . . . ?
Archie: Oh! Hey!
I’ve been expecting him! Get this man a badge and let him in.
Rowan (thinking): Zing.