Rowan: Man, it’s so good to see you!
Archie: Same! I, uh, don’t have a lot of time, but I can give you a two-minute tour?
Rowan: Y–
— Wait! At the catering table! Is that — The actress who plays Lt. Olive Badiane?
[glug glug glug]
She’s amazing . . . she brings so much presence to every frame . . . Even when she’s off-set, not in character . . .
[urp] [ahhhh]
Rowan: Gosh, I feel more relaxed just looking at her.
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Oh no. This might end badly.
What could possibly go wrong? I mean besides everything.
Everything *might* end badly. (See all of Rowan’s other dates.)
But will they end as badly as “I’m fanboying over the actor my putative boyfriend is about to fire/put on leave, for method-acting their character’s drinking problem” badly?
(Or maybe it’s the fourth bottle of fizzy drink, and she’s just really, really chill?)
I’m pretty sure writers don’t have the ability to hire and fire actors, so I think we’re safe from that outcome.
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