Lady Fastný (age: 245): Hadn’t you noticed the change in Lady Stanczia? She’s been dressing sexier, smiling more . . .
Lord Gyeücsa (age: 626): Almost everything is boring by her age — but that toy makes her happy.
Fastný: She’s in her late 700’s.
Gyeücsa: And you’re a baby. Sucks to be you right now.
Andsvarr: Well, if she does anything illegal in retaliation, you two are my witnesses! You have to hold her accountable!
Stanczia: No need to worry about that.
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Well, kiss your holdings and accounts goodbye asshole.
Let me guess…Andsvarr broke some Vampire law so Stanczia torturing or killing him wouldn’t be illegal.
It would be even funnier to me, if she somehow wrangles him being charged under the ‘consent’ bill that the legislature is debating. Perhaps going so far as to vote for it, just to watch Andsvarr burn.
Unfortunately offenses committed before the passage of a law can be argued to not apply as the legal argument is that you cannot convict an individual after the fact.
That is the case in our world… But perhaps not in theirs. Plus, I was sort of hoping to see the proto-Søhenic law work in favour of the little guy for once.
I can see Stanczia being vindictive enough to somehow get him imprisoned for, say, making unethical use of his insider knowledge as a member of the ruling class.
No, seriously, what did you really hope for out of proto-Sonheim law?
Stanczia using every legal trick she can bring to bear in service of ruining Andsvarr. the sort of thing exists in every bureaucracy.
Plus as he himself said she had dibs for vamps thats a big deal
Or she will just use an existing law and challenge him to a legal duel. In which he is outmatched. Badly.
I actually have a little sympathy for Andsvarr. It always sucks to be the one that you did something you thought was normal and OK, only to find out that you crossed some sort of line everyone but you knew about and find yourself in a big heap of trouble with someone.
Of course, this guy doesn’t have Asperger’s (I reckon) and is a vampire without a care for human life.
Ooh I really like Lady Fastný & Lord Gyeücsa’s designs.
“And you’re a *baby*” Hahaha.
Speaking of Vampire ages, what’re the ages of the main cast? You’ve mentioned a few in comments, but a complete list would be great.
Well, let’s do everyone’s ages
at the start of the comicas of their first appearance, and hope I don’t inadvertently screw up my own timeline by pinning them down…Stanczia – 900something
Imri – 235ish
Plum – 65
Gerri – 62
Ambassador Beringar – 54
Peach – 51
Astrid Rødlund – 47
Ludolf – 44
Bennet – 42
Tansy – 39
Larch, Sven – 37
Thorn, Sigrún – 35
Juniper, Delphinium – 33
Kale – 32
Annie, Katya – 30
Birch – 29
Leif – 28-ish
Violet, Rowan – 28
Laceleaf – 26
Pascentia, Quince, Mata – 25
Pato – 24
Elisa – 21
Hyacinth, Angelica – 15
Holly, Ivy, Vine, Cedar – 14
Ragnild, Iona, Hawthorn – 10
Thank you!! Added to the wiki.
If they need to be changed, no worries, easy to fix 🙂
Seeing them in age order is interesting, I wouldn’t’ve guessed Annie and Katya were the same age, for example.
Heh, well, these were estimates rather than something I had carefully planned ahead of time, so I reserve the right to retcon if necessary XD
Andsvarr looks sorta like a puppy who peed on the carpet despite knowing better, and now he’s been found out.
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