Leif: No! Obviously not!
Kale: Assault? Kidnap? Abuse a child?
Leif (thinking): Now, if you asked about my parents — but it’s not like I helped them, I was just a kid —
Kale: Scam old folks out of their U.B.I. checks?
Leif: I don’t even know what that is!!
Kale: Then I think you have no problem being lovable. Especially not to a hypothetical someone who’s seen a lot worse.