Volume 3 Kickstarter tier spotlight: The Book Where It Happens
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Two days later.
Yellow: Uuwaaagh . . .
Chartreuse: Ze can’t just go home. Zer housemates don’t have space to quarantine a sick person.
Imri: If we keep loaning rooms to sick townies, we’ll run out of space.
Chartreuse: Not any time soon, Lord Imri. And there’s only three sick, so far.
Imri: Why not just ship them off to the hospital?
Chartreuse: The county’s an outbreak hotspot, sir. Hospitals aren’t taking patients with mild cases. They’d run out of space.
Imri: So take the dire cases that are probably going to die anyway, toss them in the river, and make space! How is that hard?