Real-world: a study found COVID vaccines are good for your mental health!
They also seem to help some people with lingering post-virus physical symptoms. It’s not what they were designed to do, and as of this writing we don’t know why they’re doing it — but the data say it’s happening.
Red: Since I got the vaccine, I can walk up the stairs and not get out of breath! I don’t know if it did that — or if I just have more energy from feeling so relieved!
Orange: Well, it’s a mighty fine deal, either way.
Chartreuse: I feel like we didn’t deserve to be so lucky . . . having a doctor in-castle this whole time. And one whose only crime was mis-diagnosing a vengeful rich person!
Cyan: . . . what? That’s not what ze told me ze was in for.