AKA “jokes based on songs where I can’t use more than a couple of lines without tripping over copyright issues.”
Vine & Hyacinth: Wake me up! / Wake me up inside! / I can’t wake up! / Wake me up inside! / Save me!
Captain Sigrun: I believe I can fly / I believe I can touch the sky
Bramble: What can I sayyy, except, you’re welcome?
Tansy & Larch: We will, we will, rock you!
Hawthorn: It’s a pun!
President Romarin: Girls! Who run the world? Girls!
Stanczia & Imri: How well you learn / to not discern / who’s foe and who is friend / we’ll own them all / in the end
Cress & Violet: We finally got the dirt on you / You’re busted!
Laceleaf’s stalker: Oh, can’t you seeeee / You belong to meeee . . .
Woman in Black: That’s why, darling, it’s incredible / that someone so unforgettable / thinks that I am unforgettable too