Final Round: Thorn vs. Brynhildr
Bryn: Are we sure this is fair? You’re very . . . small.
Thorn: We are sure. My brother-in-law is always wanting to fight, and he is as big as you. I am having the practice.
[BIFF! POW! CONVENIENTLY-DUST-OBSCURED SOCK! EASILY-DRAWN WHAM!]
Bryn: Wow! What branch of the Ceanska military is this brother-in-law from?
Thorn: . . . He’s a college choir director.