I picked most of the Royal Guards’ last names based on puns rather than sound, so if any of them are particularly jarring or unnatural, feel free to say so. They’re changeable.
Sigrún’s last name is pronounced like “story.”
Thorn: Reporting for friendly sparring: half of the Ceannic guards for the Sønheim Embassy.
Quince: Sir Quince Malina.
Violet: Sir Violet Dupont.
Thorn: Sir Thorn Estragon.
Rowan: Sir Rowan Muscade.
Pascentia: Sir Pascentia Zikos.
Sigrún: It’s an honor to welcome you to our gym, Order of the Chalice. Is that the same sword you’ve always had? It looked . . . shorter, the last time I saw it.
Thorn: It’s the same sword. Last time it was cold out.
[stoic / stoic / stoic / pffbt]
Thorn: And in the corner is Sir Juniper. They won’t participate, but will take notes for our own internal review.
Sigrún: Understood. Your opponents will be selected royal guards of Sønheim.
Bryn: Brynhildr Gyllenhallr.
Geirölul: Geirölul Lilblomma.
Sigrún: Captain Sigrún Storre.
Alruna: Alruna Haetta.
Róta: Róta Loptfreyr.
Sigrún: In our corner is a servant who will provide cold water as we start to heat up.
Leif (thinking): “Start”??