More of Rowan’s attempts at dating, or “reasons why Violet was not at all surprised when the Cute Bar Guy left in a huff.”

The guy in the first two panels is a cameo for a Patreon supporter! Specifically, it’s a cameo of one of the D&D characters of a Patreon supporter.

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Rowan: You’re pretty good at handling a sword! Want to try more moves back at my place?

You couldn’t be wronger about heartswords if you tried!

Mako: Sounds like a challenge.

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Rowan: Just cup your hand around it and squeeeze.

That whole idea of unicorn herd dynamics is a myth! Comes from research that was debunked twenty years ago!

Grocery store guy: And I should have left twenty minutes ago.

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Shopkeeper: Oh, we make those potions . . . we just keep them in the back.

Rowan: I’ll take six.

They don’t even use any faerie dust! It’s all a big scam!

Shopkeeper: Either we change the subject, or I’m putting my pants back on.

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Rowan: You’re pretty good at handling a snake . . .

Herpetologist: It’s all about feeding them enough dead mice.

Rowan: . . . Let’s not try that back at my place.

Wings are a natural phenomenon, not a “miracle”!

Herpetologist: The real miracle here is the fact that you got me into bed at all.

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Rowan: One person who’s smart and sexy. That’s all I want.

Violet: Weren’t you flirting with one of the guys here at the observatory? What ever happened to that?

Rowan: Um . . .

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Rowan: You’re a physicist, not any kind of cultist, and have a robust appreciation for serious science?

Physicist: Oh, yes. And that’s not the only thing I have that’s robust~

Rowan: Well, you are interrogating the Epic of Rhódon from the wrong perspective!

Physicist: I’ll see myself out.