Hyacinth: I did not say this! I don’t even know what I could’ve said that would make Angelica think I meant this.
Vine: I did say that, kinda, but she makes it sound like I was egging her on — I was trying to talk her down —
Hyacinth: This is how she talks about us behind our backs?
Vine: I officially un-buy everything she’s ever said about Hazel.
Hyacinth: . . . We need to bring Hazel in on this. Find out what Angelica’s been saying to her.
Vine: What, like — now? She’s napping. Or resting her joints or whatever.
Hyacinth: Okay, I’ll just check on her. Wait here, Vine. If she’s not up for talking, I’ll be right —
Have you, uh . . . been sitting by the door this whole time?
Hazel: No — I laid down for a while. Then I came back. I just . . . didn’t come in.
Hyacinth: Um . . . Why?
Hazel: I wanted to know what you said about me when you didn’t know I was listening.
Vine: . . . Checks out.