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The Show Must Grow On: Act I 15/44

The Show Must Grow On: Act I 15/44 published on 6 Comments on The Show Must Grow On: Act I 15/44

Leachtric: Hello! You on the roof! We’re here to take you to a shelter! Do you need help getting down here?

Woman: No, dear, I’m not worried! The Sisters will provide for me!

Man: That’s the Iuilic quarter for you. Let’s cut —

Leachtric: Maybe the Sisters provided this boat for you!

Woman: Got me there. Okay, I’ll be right down.

Thorn (thinking): . . . Sure. I know it’s fun to give Rhódon/Leachtric credit for everything . . . but Iuilic people wouldn’t need to be given that line. We invented that line.

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The perfect response for anyone who pulls the “(insert deity here) will provide” when being offered help.

There’s a joke that goes like that: a man is floating in a small fishing boat when a storm starts to pick up. A larger boat approaches and the people on it offer to tow the fishing boat ashore, but the man declines the help. “G-d will provide,” he says. The storm worstens and the fishing boat is starting to get leaky. Another boat comes by with another offer of assistance, but once again the man declines saying, “G-d will provide.” Finally the man is clinging to the remnants of his boat and a helicopter appears overhead, trying to rescue him. “G-d will provide,” the man says. A short time later the man drowns, and goes to heaven, where he meets G-d. “Why didn’t you save me from drowning? I had faith in you!” G-d replies, “I sent you 2 boats and a helicopter!”

Been there, done their taxes.

Augh. When someone tells you “I have a good feeling on my taxes, god has blessed me.” You know their taxes are a mess.

When someone says “My taxes are a mess, I’m so fucked, please help” Their taxes are going to be simple and fixable.

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