The secretary here is a cameo of Strontium, as a reward for backing the Volume 3 Kickstarter!
Secretary: Hello again, Sir Thorn! Checking out?
Thorn: Not yet. I need the nearest forest rangers on the line. Oh, and a map! The bigger, the better.
Birch: Just hit the east ridge, and nothing’s tried to eat us yet.
Thorn (phone): Good! Start circling back.
Thorn: All quadrants clear — everyone back to the range.
Secretary: A cleanup team is on the way.
Thorn: That’s good! Keep on holding it together! You can freak out as much as you want once you get home.