Juniper: The law: Vampires can only drink the blood of Sønheic citizens if:
(1) they get critically injured while hiking in the wilderness
Vampire: Ooh, I love a frozen smoothie.
Juniper: (2) they volunteer (and are 21 or over)
Not!Bella: Take me now!
Vampire: Can I see some ID? You don’t look old enough to drink.
Juniper: (3) they attack first
Vampire: That was my BFF you just staked.
Juniper: (3b) If you’re a foreigner, but you attack first on their soil, you’re also fair game.
Not!Buffy: I’m allowed! We’re in Månborg!
Vampire: Sønheim annexed you last month. Don’t you read the news?