Thorn: There’s a towel under the counter, in one of the drawers. You can use that if you want.
(PLOOSH)
Hyacinth: Thanks! What did you leave the gate for?
Thorn: Classified.
Hyacinth: Hey, when you’re on guard here and you have to go to the bathroom, where —
Thorn: Also classified. Other than the weather, how was your protest?
Hyacinth: It was . . . okay! The rain ruined my handmade “Sønheim Policy Bites” sign. And a lot of people left early. Not even because they were getting wet! They took off as soon as it got dark!
(DING)
Hyacinth: . . . and that’s probably Mom, wanting to know why I didn’t come home before it got dark.
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I bet I know why a lot of people left when it got dark. *insert nagging parental unit*
I hadn’t made the connection before, but I bet I’d leave my anti-vampire protest as soon as it got dark, too, if there were confirmably vampires about.
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